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Such a Loser by Garfunkel and Oates.

Everyone fails. It’s okay. Just get up and try again

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officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

officialwhitegirls:

laughter-everyday:

what the hell is going on here

a good time

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imtheotterlope:

imtheotterlope:

"Little White Ghost on Yellow (Oh Shit)" - Gabe Brison

Probably the most serious stuff I’ve shared. I only did one take and was writing as I went, so apologies for the singing. I was just so caught up in the emotion.

My best song.


I am happy


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Anonymous said: good

lol what


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generalelectric:

At GE Global Research, a tube of almost pure quartz is heated to temperatures of around 1,700 degrees Celsius to create custom laboratory glassware. The material is then molded and tailored specifically to the experiment it’s being created for. Imagery by @seenewphoto.


royalturkeyz:

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spadesslick:

horror—terrors:

fun fact: If you separate the 4 and the 2 making them different numbers. Then translate them into Japanese  shi, and ni. Then put the words together, shini, it means death (shini-gami = god of death). So knowing that

The answer to the ultimate question… of life, the universe, and everything is…

death.

That fact is not fun.

Well, the number 4 in Japanese can also be translated to Yon. So if we have the words Yon and Ni and then put them together, it is yonni, which translates to nothing (as far as i know) in Japanese, however, in Sanskrit, it means vagina. 

So therefore, the answer to the ultimate question….of life, the universe, and everything is…

vagina

Life comes from the vagina only to be later greeted by death.

42

i just hit myself in the face my phone

Not so fun fact: Douglas Adams actually states that 42 was a random number that he picked off the top of his head and had no hidden, deeper meanings.

It was a joke. It had to be a number, an ordinary, smallish number, and I chose that one….I sat at my desk, stared into the garden and thought ‘42 will do’. I typed it out. End of story.” - Douglas Adams

That’s the beauty in it.

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